April 2012
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Reblog if you ever think REALLY hard about boredom
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stayflyyyg: stereotypicalwords: stayflyyyg replied to your post: you guys don’t even understand how much truth lies… i hope youre okay knowing that i want to bang you and wont die til i do then things i have told my mom about: my wanting to be taylor momsen how funny gia is  stop have you really …maybe.
Apr 1st
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stayflyyyg replied to your post: you guys don’t even understand how much truth lies… i hope youre okay knowing that i want to bang you and wont die til i do then things i have told my mom about: my wanting to be taylor momsen how funny gia is 
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you guys don’t even understand how much truth lies within my saying that i want to be taylor momsen when i grow up. like, i told my mom today, and i accompanied it with pictures, songs, quotes, etc. she seemed cool with the idea.
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reasons why you should ship sadence #2
cadence: you're going to be puking a lot tonight, aren't you.
sadie: but.. sexually
cadence: sexually puking?
sadie: yes
cadence: that's it
i'm leaving you for harry.
sadie: YOU
SON
OF
A
BITCH
Apr 1st
what i learned in boating school is:
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.   Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
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reasons why you should ship sadence #1
sadie: but we didnt have sex
what is that about
why didnt we bang
why havent we banged
cadence: well, you were pregnant.
sadie: what is wrong with you
bng me
cadence: i don't know
maybe i'm gay.
sadie: I SAID A BANG BANG BANGITY BANG
....
cadence: i'm gay for harry styles, sadie, i'm sorry you had to find out this way.
sadie: it's okay harry styles is quite sexy.
cadence: you can watch, if you'd like.
sadie: but i always forget just how terrible your sense of humour is
cadence: i'm hilarious, thank you very much.
Apr 1st
sadence makes my heart go boom boom pow.
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Listennuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
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My sister: You don't know what you're talking about
My mom: I think Zayn Harry Liam Niall Louis Garcia-Schiano-Richards would be a beautiful name.
My sister: *bursts into tears*
My mom: that doesn't help your case
Apr 1st
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everyone: I miss Harry Potter.
Apr 1st
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how my mom let us know she knew my sister was...
Her: I'm in total love with Zayn Malik.
My mom: Yeah...? You gonna name the baby after all five of them or just him?
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ohsweetsassafras: rossterbation: I’m Jesus Christ I will forever love this video.
Apr 1st
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bowtiesandsunglasses: Honest Movie Trailer of Twilight
Apr 1st
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thelaurenproject: what if for April Fools’ Day tumblr goes down just stays down all day and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
Apr 1st
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alwaysanoriginal: have you ever realized that fangirling is actually really stressful
Apr 1st
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JUST SAYING, if you're a justin bieber fan, that's...
Apr 1st
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justin bieber just hugged a tiny little girl in pigtails and a pink dress oh my God two of them too cute. I LIKE WHEN TODDLERS LIKE BIEBER.
Apr 1st
i really wanted jack black to be creepy voice...
or rosie o’donnell. OH GOSH I WISH ROSIE O’DONNELL HAD BEEN CREEPY VOICE. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVEN BETTER THAN JACK BLACK.
Apr 1st
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if i have a crush on cee lo green, would you guys think any differently of me.
Apr 1st
AW, I WAS WRONG.
Apr 1st
jack black is definitely creepy voice
Apr 1st
the smith children are perfection.
Apr 1st
all of my stagnant jonas brothers fangirl feels are getting misplaced into one direction. but that’s okay because they were originally *NSYNC fangirl feels anyway.
Apr 1st
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jazzsquare: jakeforjesus: Thats so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended HAHAAHHA DYING
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“why the hell do i come to this thing every year this is so stupid im going to...”
– every celebrity at the kids choice awards (via two-thirtyam)
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lol harry ran out of breath. i love noticing small vocalist issues happen to vocalists because i relate so hard. xD
Apr 1st
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GAH MY GOODNESS THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY OH MY GOODNESS AND THEY’RE SINGING IT WHY AM I SO EXCITED I FEIEL LIKE JESUS CHRIST HARRY YOUR FACEM IS MAKES ME HAPPY OH MY GOOD GOD. i think my old jobas brother fandom fangirl feelings are being replacesd by the ones that i now have for this band. oh goodness i hope i’m typing most of this correftly i can’t tear my...
Apr 1st
oh no, i’m getting excited knowing that one direction is about to perform. oh no, what is happening to me.
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teenage girl: omggg i'm so socially awkward
teenage girl: wow kristin stewart you're so weird and awkward i hate you
Apr 1st
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even when covered in slime, taylor lautner is still violatable.
Apr 1st
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peetamuhlark asked: YOU'RE UPSETTING ME IT'S DEAD MY OTP IS DEAD FOREVER AND YOU STEPPED ON IT WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
Apr 1st
peetamuhlark asked: why are you doing this to me i'm crying now CRYING THAT WAS ONE OF MY OTP'S I'M DEAD NOW OMG
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