March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
rumour:
to write the declaration of independence on her arms
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Watchanchors-like-my-socks:
peruvian-diego:
I AM CRYING OMFG
OLOLOLLOLOLOL
“MEGAN?”
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
So if a girl proposes to a guy on Leap Day,
katelyn1223:
he supposedly has to say yes.
Excuse me while I go find Drake.
Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
Watchanchors-like-my-socks:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHAT THE FUCK IS LEAP YEAR? REBLOG IF U ARE WONDERING TOO.
This girl is so stupid. What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you actually pay attention in science class or did you just not go to school? And she’s a fucking rude-ass about it too.
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
so i just got home from seeing phantom of the...
and that is all i have to say about that.
February 2012
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okay, it’s 11:48, and i still need to shower and lay out an outfit for tomorrow.
i know this isn’t going to work, but i need to rest for like, 12 minutes.
i feel like i’ve been running on fumes all day.
a friend of mine from eighth grade who moved from new york to florida,
is facebook friends with a friend of mine from seventh grade who lives in south carolina.
…how does this even happen?
Anonymous asked: 23, 6
stayflyyyg:
stereotypicalwords:
stayflyyyg:
stereotypicalwords:
stayflyyyg replied to your post: how is it that i own two copies of Titanic on DVD…
i probably did that math problem
you’re the reason for my lack of titanic-watching right now.
you’re the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
stayflyyyg:
stereotypicalwords:
stayflyyyg replied to your post: how is it that i own two copies of Titanic on DVD…
i probably did that math problem
you’re the reason for my lack of titanic-watching right now.
you’re the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
stayflyyyg replied to your post: how is it that i own two copies of Titanic on DVD…
i probably did that math problem
you’re the reason for my lack of titanic-watching right now.
how is it that i own two copies of Titanic on DVD and yet neither of them are in this house.
like what is the point of having two DVDs and two houses but not one DVD in each house
this sounds like a failed math problem given to first graders.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
ask me now................................*
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?